RE: Yelling At Cats
Brony Musician Blunders. We strive on calling out shitty music or undeserving popularity. That’s our deal, and we couldn’t be more thankful for the support we’ve been getting. Regularly we’d anonymously write our opinions and reviews on music articles, however, tonight we have something slightly different in mind. If you aren’t well aware of, recently Yelling At Cats, in typical fashion, sprouted about drama in /mlp/. We were very disgusted by this, taking this personally having been in respective drama similar to what’s going on. I’ll get into the explanation in a bit, but just so he’s not able to use the “hiding behind an anonymous name on a blog dedicated to bashing in general” argument, let’s end this cowardly bullshit. My name is Meelz, and along side me Koroshi-Ya giving his 50% to this post, we’ve got quite a bit to say.
This post isn’t solely dedicated to what’s just recently happened though, shit’s been rolling for a long time, and I’ve just personally decided this was the fuckin’ last straw. Let me take you back to the whole drama where literally everyone hated Mic The Microphone? We were new to the fandom, impressionable, all that jazz. I can’t fully recall when exactly it was when I met Cats, but I remember he put on a really friendly face with me and Koroshi-Ya, convincing us every reason to turn against Mic. Hell, I remember literally the second Mic had some drama about not having money to get to BronyCon or something? I was about to walk out the door to do errands with the folks when I get a message from him telling me to tune into his stream and laugh at him, all I could think of was “why the fuck”. Granted, it’s spaghetti-worthy, but why is this fella so hell-bent on convincing me why Mic’s a bad guy? Especially after his huge apology, and his face turn to become what we know today as one of the friendliest, most humble guys in the fandom, I started to question Cats’ intentions to begin with.
It was around this time that we had become friends with him(I honestly shudder as I type this), and invite him into the Bronies of NSW Skype group to introduce him to our regular set of friends. I honestly could not recall much outside of him sending WIPs for us to listen to, playing them over the audio and disrupting conversations, and otherwise being a nuisance and a generally unpleasant character in a place we considered our home. Hell, this was back when Song For Twilight, my magnum opus and to this day the one composition that means the most to me, was still in its alpha stages, and 10 seconds into the song I was called out for being the “forever alone” guy and the WIP was shoved aside. Not cool. Apart from that, he had the nerve to pick on one of my close friends’(whom I shall not name) weight problem? You don’t fuck with a broski, man. There was no resolution to any of this grief caused other than the head honcho admin ultimately banning him from the group. We’ve actually brought this up in another incident that happened recently with him denying any association with the group, but all of BoNSW, now around 600 members strong, can vouch for these shenanigans.
This was actually the last time we’d heard from him as he’d stopped trying to make contact with either me or Koroshi-Ya, all up until we heard about what had happened at Everfree Northwest. The second we heard drama happened involving Cats, I immediately just said “oh, there goes Yelling At Cats with his wacky rubble-rousing shenanigans!”, seriously not being surprised after getting to know his character well enough. The thing with me personally is that I’ve gotten to know so many people in the past. I generally make myself out to be the nice guy and the pushover, while I’m quietly sitting in the backseat observing patterns and similar traits in people, only to find that I’ve met Cats in the past. I know far too many people like him that it’s already become far too easy to predict what he’s gonna do next. And for the most part, I’ve been completely right with my predictions.
But I digress, what I heard was pretty damn cringe-worthy. What of the disruption and delays in the schedule and swearing in a PG environment with kids and such around? What about the blame he had put on the organizers for the discord happening and accusations he made towards F3nning, Bejoty and Derpidety, let alone the pissy fit that he threw, raising concern around everyone in general? Hey, don’t take my word for it. I’m really just paraphrasing the post F3nning made when he resigned from KOLT(which to this day I still find to be the dumbest thing haha). As far as I know and care, he was pretty much 50% of what went wrong(lol) with that con, and quite frankly I shudder to think what’s gonna happen if he comes to PonyCon AU to visit Mixi.
Speaking of which, there’s another thing I could write dictionary-sized books on. Apparently part of what delayed the schedule was because he was too busy flirting with other con-goers? “You’ve got a fucking girlfriend, mate!” All I could think of in my head was of all the people I know who would outright kill for a special somepony(I am so so sorry) who cared for and showed affection towards them as they did them. When I found out that people had cold hard evidence on him cheating on her? I thought the break up was the best damn thing to happen to Mixi, because regardless of not having talked to her very much, she’s a pretty cool kid and anyone in my good books doesn’t deserve to be dicked around like that. Having a chick like that is a privilege and should be treated as such, and it downright sickens me to see people take that for granted.
It was around this time that I pretty much just unsubscribed to any Cats drama that was happening. I’d honestly had enough of it. I’d have personal suspicions of him having to do with the 4Chan incident back in May, but hey, that’s just me. It really wasn’t until Cats dished out on Koroshi after he jokingly ranted on him and KOLT with Rhyme Flow that I’d heard, considering Koroshi’s my best friend right now I pretty much know everything he’s up to in this fandom. About a month(?) passed by and I’m told by Koroshi that Cats wants to put the BS aside and mentor him in rap or whatever, be friends and join KOLT. I was just thinking “what the fuck!?”, but whatever. Let it play out and see if my predictions prove true again.
I’d predicted Cats wanted to play Koroshi like a fool. Could you call me a liar? Well yes, but you have not got the grounds to prove so. Due to popular disbelief, Koroshi’s the kind of guy that tries to see the good in everyone, so he played along with this whole thing, apparently given the possibility of collabing with SimGretina, Cats also pressuring him to leave prelistening, and I was just getting an earful of how offended Koroshi was for being manipulated by this whole thing, being given the illusion of Cats still having a good side to him when we finally come up to today’s drama on /mlp/.
Meet Collins, just another Brony who just so happens to be a big fan of Cats’. Of course, why not? He enjoys Cats’ music(even though I personally am not a fan in the slightest bit, What Went Wrong honestly being his best solo work, while still fairly unimpressive to me), he was like an idol to this kid. I personally had a panic attack in the car on the way back from meeting John Cena at the airport(ask Koroshi, apparently I was fucking adorable with my fanboy tears). I totally know what it’s like to have someone I look up to so dearly grace their greatness upon me. It’s a fucking magical feel, man. It’s like, “holy shit, I’m actually worthy. I feel better about myself. I’m gonna go do something good with my life today”.
What I DON’T know, however, is what it’s like to have your idol spit in your face, piss on you, punch you in the balls and call your mother a cunt. I read through the /mlp/ thread, it all started with the kid, innocently enough, messaging Cats and ringing up conversation, talking about Brony fame and wanting to get known. Immediately, he calls the kid on Skype on video and streams the entire thing for /mlp/ to see, manipulating and embarrassing a big fan of his, everyone seeing the spaghetti and laughing at him. Granted, the kid did himself no favors by pretty much demonstrating a lot of things that Bronies try to steer themselves clear of, but especially considering the kid actually is autistic so I hear? Something like that is totally not on. Take into account that I had something very similar happen to me in the past, I take this personally and treat this as the last straw. No tolerance, and this is why I come today with this post.
Yelling At Cats, you constantly put down other musicians, you’ve grieved some of the best friends I’ve ever had, you’ve caused drama pretty much everywhere you’ve gone, be it at EFNW, on What Went Wrong, on /mlp/ or on Tumblr with your infamous and oh so annoying holier-than-thou social justice blogger attitude, your music is generally way worse than I expect of you with all the hype you put behind it trying to overtake anyone else in the exact same game(and look where I am now), you badmouth EQD without taking the time to even pay attention to what’s going on over there, let alone even know how the system works, you’ve disregarded the very people who brought you up to where you are right now, being Bronies, whom you have pretty much spat on and openly called out on a whole with that one label, disassociating yourself with the name with the very elitist attitude I fucking despise of “oh, I’m a fan of the show and I make music based on it and I’m part of the community and I participate in cons and etc but I’m not a Brony”, you’ve cheated on and dicked around with your girl, which is something I could never for the life of me even imagine the reasoning behind, and worst of all, you just have plain disrespect for just about everyone around you, worse still your fans, and you still have the fucking balls to come in the week after every dramatic incident to make some huge apologetic essay to try gain everyone’s love back, “oh Yelling At Cats is the best friend I’ve ever had!”, and you some how convince the world and justify anything and everything you’ve ever done. Hell, even when you admit your mistakes and apologize, I see little to no remorse or emotion behind it, considering all I have to do is wait about 3 weeks for something else to happen, it’s like waiting for a WWE pay-per-view.
As for any of the rest of you sane people reading, if you STILL have the audacity to buy into his crap, no matter how good of a manure salesman he is, then quite frankly, me and Koroshi-Ya, as the Brony Musician Blunders group, have two words for ya:
SUCK IT!!
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